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I am funniest when I'm on dating apps rule
(lemmy.world)
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You're simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn't be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.
I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.
See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?