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I am funniest when I'm on dating apps rule (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to c/196

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I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

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[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 81 points 9 months ago

I'm funniest when I'm alone in my car, after work, thinking about what happened and all of the really funny things I should've said. They're really good.

[-] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

L'esprit de l'escalier.

[-] embed_me@programming.dev 16 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

No thanks but I don't drink

[-] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You shouldn't respond while driving home from work.

[-] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

wit of the staircase: repartee thought of only too late, on the way home

Only had to look it up because I always think of my repartees right on time.

And obviously we all know the definition of repartee:

conversation or speech characterized by quick, witty comments or replies

[-] ComradePorkRoll@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

We, we. I've dropped many an undergarment once I started speaking baguette.

[-] qjkxbmwvz@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago

Oh yeah, really? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you!

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 9 months ago

"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."

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