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[-] FaceDeer@kbin.social 64 points 1 year ago

What if the basketball fell out on its own?

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 80 points 1 year ago

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face

[-] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That's illegal unless you're a sovereign citizen; then it's the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!

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