It's utterly atrocious for style but I still can't wrap my brain around the legal word salad this dude threw out there.

Does anyone know what this is even for? Like...I'm pretty sure you have to volunteer for surety in any form, because it'd be pretty weird if the court could ORDER another person to shove their money into a deal they hadn't somehow otherwise agreed to.

...and...the statutes and codes are statues and codes... Isn't color of law is involved when an official is doing something that appears to be official but may not be?

Like, statutes and codes can't be the SEMBLANCE of law...they ARE the fucking law?

How can you claim to not be under the law and then certify something under penalty of perjury UNDER THE FUCKING LAWS YOU JUST SAID HAVE NO JURIS-MY-DICTION OVER YOU?!?

If this was chanted in unison by a few people at once, it'd resemble a bad tv show witch's "spell".