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submitted 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) by scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech to c/videos@lemmy.world

This leaked today from inside webmd, the most bullshit corpo HR video I think I've ever seen.

To break down the obvious ones:

  • Employees who are obviously either drinking wayyy too much company koolaid or who know that their jobs will end if they aren't in this video
  • An extremely out of touch CEO who wants things back the old way without giving any concrete data proving that it's better beyond conjecture
  • A company with "internet" in the name who literally doesn't understand the concept of the internet
  • Threatening and bullying language to force people back in office.
  • and just a nice touch, the office is of course not near mass transit or anything and requires driving in
  • Did anyone notice they were all on green screen, kinda proving that there was no need for them to be in person?
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[-] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 83 points 8 months ago

in 2021 my job was "informing, not asking". a bunch of us walked, and it crippled the OU. They actually shut it down not long ago, they decided to keep a skeleton crew on to keep the app running while the contracts run out, then they're gonna sunset it

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 62 points 8 months ago

lmao gg. The absolute disrespect to even say "informing, not asking" unironically. Pretty sure these people see us as slaves at some level.

[-] RickTofu@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago
[-] PastyWaterSnake@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago

Of course, you have freedom of choice. You can choose between eating a shit sandwich or a tube of tile grout compound.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

They won't admit it of course, but to save on raw material costs, since 2011 the tile grout has been actually harvested from truck stop restrooms.

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