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[-] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That never happened

And even if it did…it wasn’t that bad

And even if it was, you deserved it/liked it

See what you made me do? I wouldn’t have to enslave you like this if it wasn’t so easy and profitable . You basically made me do it. You slut.

this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2024

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