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Good luck web devs (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Zangoose@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Alt text:Twitter post by Daniel Feldman (@d_feldman): Linux is the only major operating system to support diagonal mode (credit [Twitter] @xssfox). Image shows an untrawide monitor rotated about 45 degrees, with a horizontal IDE window taking up a bottom triangle. A web browser and settings menu above it are organized creating a window shape almost like a stepped pyramid.

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[-] asterfield@lemmy.world 92 points 10 months ago

What if your monitor has a bullet hole you want to avoid looking at?

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 46 points 10 months ago

Why does your monitor have a bullet hole?

[-] Jerkface@lemmy.world 92 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Why do you ask so many questions? ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[-] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 23 points 10 months ago
[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 54 points 10 months ago

Because then words like "evidence" and "premeditated" get thrown around.

[-] nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 35 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Because asking and answering too many questions was exactly how they ended up with a bullet hole in their monitor.

[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 18 points 10 months ago

American schools

[-] leverage@lemdro.id 12 points 10 months ago

I came back to my office after the new year's break and a stray bullet, from I'm assuming celebratory gunfire, was shot through the wall and hit my screen. Admittedly it wasn't a hole and the screen was totally unusable after, but I'll be a close n=1.

[-] slurpeesoforion@startrek.website 4 points 10 months ago
[-] JJROKCZ@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

A good use case for American k-12 IT admins

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 5 points 10 months ago

A bullet hole would be slightly less annoying than the one green dead pixel I have at work.

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