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Late-Rising Hotel Guest Comes To Terms With Remnants Of Free Breakfast
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At least you get remnants. Try getting stuck behind the guy holding up the whole buffet, trying to make waffles for three hyperactive kids, while the rest of the guests drink coffee and shoot daggers of hate out of their eyes at him.
You're mad at a dad for feeding his kids?
But it's inconvenient to me!
I don't see why everyone couldn't just go around to the rest of the buffet
I can’t think of a single reason why the guy making waffles is doing something wrong.
How dare he feed his children!