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[-] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 99 points 1 year ago

Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

[-] Rozauhtuno 90 points 1 year ago

TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

[-] doppelgangmember@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

😂🤣😂

[-] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 8 points 1 year ago

Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

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