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[-] Jorgelino@lemmy.ml 73 points 1 year ago

Programmer here. Can confirm. Coding is just a list of instructions we send to the tiny people inside so they know what to do.

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Electrical Engineer here. Electrons are people too! Very tiny, quantum people, with very tiny, quantum hopes, and very tiny, quantum dreams!

Science cannot disprove this.

[-] Got_Bent@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

I hear electrons are really flaky. You tell them to show up at a specific place and time, and you just never know. Always getting involved in one entanglement or another.

[-] Mamertine@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago

It's frustrating because they're so literal when following instructions. I wish they'd do what I want, not what I said.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago

The trick is to say what you mean ☝🤓

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

They don't always listen, though.

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

That's why I'm constantly shoving cookies into the case. So the computer gnomes are happy.

[-] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

That really isn't a bad metaphor for how the computer processes code.

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