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[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 171 points 11 months ago

Tell his wife that he loved her, because love is "gay" and "feminine"

Firstly, audibly expressing your heterosexuality isn't gay.
Secondly, there is nothing feminine about 2 guys loving each other, they are both guys so it's the most masculine sexual/romantic pairing.

[-] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 161 points 11 months ago

Lmao literally "fellas, is it gay to love a woman?"

[-] DerisionConsulting@lemmy.ca 68 points 11 months ago

Yeah, working in a factory was full of the bullshit like this, but this was the weirdest example. Things that boiled down to "No, I can wear less protective equipment than you!" were very common.

Even if you take the "gay argument" out of things, why would you let a group of 4 divorced guys give you relationship advice?

[-] buffaloupperclass@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 months ago

Just in case you haven't noticed yet, youtube has started putting trackers on their links when you copy them. You can delete the question mark and the si= string and the link works without the tracker

https://youtu.be/6xxiK6Z4eXs

[-] buffaloupperclass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Thank you, I did not notice, i will edit the original comment if i can

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago

I'm so glad someone linked it as it's the first thing I thought of

[-] buffaloupperclass@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

Hehhe It’s so great

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 months ago

Hella gay. You need to engage in naked Greco Roman wrestling with another man to wash that gay off.

[-] Hyperreality@kbin.social 73 points 11 months ago

To be fair, having sex with women is pretty gay. They're girly, weak and smell nice.

Nothing more masculine than two smelly men fucking each other in the arse. Dominating this guy who's just as strong if not stronger than you, then enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you, because you're a manly man who's made of tougher stuff.

[-] Fogle@lemmy.ca 40 points 11 months ago

Fucking women is gay because women like men and liking men is gay

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

enduring the pain of Big Jim's rod penetrating you,

Fellas, is it gay to use lube for anal?

[-] amio@kbin.social 12 points 11 months ago

You're not a true man until you sand it up.

[-] Catoblepas 3 points 11 months ago

Probably still less painful than figging.

[-] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

figging

Ugh. Off to Urban Dictionary I go.

Edit: Inserting peeled ginger into the anus. Ok, I'd heard of this with horses, it's even mentioned in one of Sir Terry Pratchett's books. Id not heard of people doing it to themselves or each other but I'm not surprised."

[-] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 points 11 months ago

You know what they say: There is nothing more manly than gay sex.

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