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[-] Looboer@lemm.ee 50 points 10 months ago

git config --global alias.yolo '!git add -A && git commit -m "$(curl --silent --fail https://whatthecommit.com/index.txt)"'

Now you can just type 'git yolo' to create a commit!

[-] Olgratin_Magmatoe@startrek.website 18 points 10 months ago

"Make Sure You Are Square With Your God Before Trying To Merge This"

[-] ikidd@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Full send.

[-] hypnotic_nerd@programming.dev 4 points 10 months ago

Well such an informative reply! Thanks mate 👍

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

"Chuck Norris Emailed Me This Patch... I'm Not Going To Question It"

[-] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 3 points 10 months ago

My first script ever was written in lua for a world of warcraft macro to spit out chuck norris one liners. People in the barrens hated me.

[-] jungle@programming.dev 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Thanks for that, I've been laughing like a little kid:

"hoo boy"

"lol"

"Become a programmer, they said. It'll be fun, they said."

I can feel those so well! :')

[-] MajorHavoc@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

Well that's about half my commit messages that are going to be nonsense on weekends projects, now. Thank you!

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