I’ll test the “no-shaming” rule a bit here by admitting some sins:

• Once, I got a normal oven cheese pizza and added a different sauce per quadrant. Keep in mind, this is on a pizza that already has frozen pizza sauce. IIIRC, the quadrants were BBQ sauce, Alfredo, Buffalo, and a fourth which I’ve forgotten. I ate the whole thing without a complaint.

• A month or so ago, I was hungry in the middle of the night and wanted to eat a pizza. Unfortunately, the oven in our house is next to a room with people sleeping, so I couldn’t use it. Instead, I ate the frozen pizza unthawed like a goblin in my bed. Didn’t finish it, and regretted the experience after.