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Magnet rule (lemmy.world)
submitted 1 year ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to c/196
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[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 31 points 1 year ago
[-] UPGRAYEDD@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

You dont wana mess with zombie newton.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

…serious about the third law of motion

[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

No, it's about how hot his husband was.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Actually he's more partial to chocolate chip cookies

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought he preferred cookies with a fig jelly filling

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Who says chocolate chip cookies can't have a fig jelly filling

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Newton, the dead guy who’s in charge of physics and which cookies get figs in them, he decides

[-] CCF_100@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Your post infuriated him so much he came back to life to yell at you for this monstrosity

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That must be why my magnet car is not moving.

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