My thoughts are- literally no one's pussy looks like sandwiches with lunch meat in them. They look like a pussy, they grow and change with your body just like every single part of your body. All pussy is beautiful, regardless of what it looks like, so why the absolute fuck are you so concerned with comparing yours to anyone else's?

Edit: and the fact that apparently you and your partner's sex life is non-existent except to force new people to exist in this toxic sounding life of yours is really not the flex you think it is...