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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] VantaBrandon@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago

Better yet just edit files live on prod from Notepad (not plus plus) over Samba for "xtreme moral" boost

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