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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

What in the shit is "xtreme programming"?

[-] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

A real thing, believe it or not.Though I don't think what that guy said fits in it.

[-] T4V0@lemmy.pt 2 points 1 year ago

For a second, I thought they were talking about XGH (eXtreme Go Horse).

[-] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

He is, whether or not he knows it.

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