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Merge then review (programming.dev)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[-] simple@lemm.ee 109 points 2 years ago

Having to go through the process of merging hurts morale and slows performance. Give everyone on your team the right to force push to master.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I don't know if sarcasm because there are actually maniacs like that in this world

[-] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Oops boss just did a git push --mirror

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