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What are the worst names you could give a baby boy? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)

submitted 1 year ago by FlyForABeeGuy@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Hello you awesome people,

Friends are having a boy and everyone they know wants to push a name on the child. So I decided to be the best friend they could have and to offer only bad, ugly or horrendous names to the lucky parents so they could have a laugh. I already send them some names and dictators, Smeagol, Steve and Juan-Esteban.

So please, people or Lemmy, give me the worst names you could give a child, so that I can help them as a good friend!

Ps: don't worry, I've already planned some meals to drop off when the gremlin will be there to feed the parents. And some take-out vouchers so they won't get food poisoning

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[-] BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 year ago

First, anything ending in -ayden. 2-4, I'm just going to list a few real names I've heard. Middles included.

Wynter Obsidian

Ocean Zebediah

Buck Shot

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Dude, "Buck Shot" is awesome. That kid is pretty much guaranteed to be an astronaut with a name like that.

[-] Hamartia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

Aaron Mayden?

[-] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Mayden America

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 year ago

We were gonna go with Winter Grace. Really-really. There are reasons. But, due to other reasons, kids didn't happen.

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