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[-] M500@lemmy.ml 34 points 2 years ago

I think he prefers the more formal term; finger blasting.

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

The first thing that comes to mind is... 4th finger on the left hand? Finger Blasting the V with that? He might not recognize it, but that's a good guaranty for birth control. Plus, dude must have some weird flexibility.

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Could be all of the fingers at once too

[-] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If she asks for a third finger it can be hard to avoid putting no. 4 in there. It's either 2,3,4 or 1,3,4. 1,2,3 is awkward, and anything involving 5 but not 4 is asking for a broken pinky.

[-] Ringmasterincestuous@aussie.zone 4 points 2 years ago

Haha omg.. I tried to read this out to my wife but couldn’t keep my shit together while reading it out.. completely ruined it..

🤷🏻‍♂️ guess you had to be there.. 😂

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