Dear lord. I'm the sort of family tree person in my family and thank goodness no skeletons like that unearthed on my mum's side. Mostly just war survival stories or unfortunate alcos/gamblers. There's one pedophile but that's been known for over a decade.

Dad's side, we already had the bomb dropped on us when I was 18 and found out he had a whole 'nother TWO families in different countries and three children between them, one of which was born after his first grandchild. I'm not interested in finding out any more.

But your mum's parents, christ on a bicycle. I wonder how she's been coping with the revelations too