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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago

In your best Ace Ventura voice: “If I’m not back in five minutes…just wait longer.”

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 year ago

Those were Jesus’s last words.

[-] mjhelto@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

:: SpongeBob three days later meme ::

[-] NABDad@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Good luck with your surgery, hope it goes well and your recovery is as easy as it can be. 🙏

For a second I thought that was your suggestion for what OP should say to the surgeon.

[-] misterdoctor@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We should normalize wishing your surgeon good luck, have fun before he operates on you, and then GG if it’s successful and you live

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