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What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world

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Last time, I used: "Anybody need anything while I'm out?" and that went over well. May not make it through this surgery on Friday, so I turn to Lemmy for top-notch suggestions for my potential last words!

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[-] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago

The one and only time I was put under I said "you know what you're doing, eh?" And he just put me out. I didn't mean to say that, I was just nervous. I did see a nurse laugh though so that's nice.

[-] Window_Error_Noises@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago

Brilliant. Part of my procedure is being performed robotically, so I may have to ask that of the robot...

[-] new_guy@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago

May your surgery be bug free

[-] SatyrSack@lemmy.one 10 points 1 year ago

Make sure automatic updates are turned off

[-] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 13 points 1 year ago

"Wow am I glad that robot doesn't look like Arnold!"

[-] TehBamski@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Followed by, ' Have you checked to make sure that machine isn't a T-1000?'

[-] joel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 year ago

Oh in that case you could ask if it's running on Windows, cos you don't want any forced updates halfway through...

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