submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by empireOfLove@lemmy.one to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

69 comments fedilink hide all child comments

Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it's got a hella bruise going now

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Shotgunning beers down at a friend's house, with a big ol hunting knife, like 8" long, real rambo thing.

Started getting really drunk, as one does. So I was getting a bit cocky, as one does.

Did a few cans with just a quick stab and twist, showing off like.

Soooooo.....I stabbed myself in the hand pretty bad. Should have got stitches, but, as previously stated, drunk and cocky.

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2023

56 points (100.0% liked)

Asklemmy

49688 readers

781 users here now

A loosely moderated place to ask open-ended questions

If your post meets the following criteria, it's welcome here!

Open-ended question
Not offensive: at this point, we do not have the bandwidth to moderate overtly political discussions. Assume best intent and be excellent to each other.
Not regarding using or support for Lemmy: context, see the list of support communities and tools for finding communities below
Not ad nauseam inducing: please make sure it is a question that would be new to most members
An actual topic of discussion

Looking for support?

Looking for a community?

~Icon~ ~by~ ~@Double_A@discuss.tchncs.de~

founded 6 years ago

MODERATORS