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[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 60 points 1 year ago

I was getting ads on Tinder for a tractor for a while. And not a small hobby one, either, this was a ten tonne commercial unit.

Dunno what gave them the idea I needed that.

[-] HerbalGamer@lemm.ee 56 points 1 year ago

Were you pulling hogs on tinder?

[-] nuke@yah.lol 30 points 1 year ago
[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

There's a fair few heifers on there, to be fair.

[-] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's cow breedin' time!

🤠🍆🍆🍆🐮💦💦

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

If you're on tinder you're there to plow

[-] SomeAmateur@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Because chicks dig BMPs (must be all that room in the back for activities), and you can tow as many as you want from Ukraine

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I got APC ads on some ad for a while

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

OK, that's awesome.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

What colour tractor are you gonna get?

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
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