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I'm just trying to figure out how to maintain my current diet and fuck myself every day without making a mess of all of my toys
the answer is douching and psylium husks :3
Do you eat the psylium or shove it up your butt
Oh god yes please, if you find out tell me, it takes so long to clean every time
Right? It shouldn't be this difficult
Bottom pro tip: eat half a block of cheese before having sex. Out of sight, out of mind