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Confused Elon Musk Accidentally Kills Female Employee and Impregnates Monkey (hard-drive.net)

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SAN FRANCISCO — Claiming he had accidentally swapped his schedule for the day, Twitter CEO and Neuralink founder Elon Musk shocked fans and shareholders by killing a female employee and impregnating a monke

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[-] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Hate when that happens

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