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Sending this from work where I was looking at a coworker while talking and walked full-speed into the edge of a table

My leg hurt and it's got a hella bruise going now

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[-] deadsuperhero@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago

Looking back, I always did stupid things as a kid.

This one time, when I was 12, I ran over a hornet's nest with my bicycle. It was in the middle of the road, and I noticed it way too late. The thing cracked open, I realized what was happening, and went full speed downhill.

I decided to do something extra stupid, and stood on the handlebars in an attempt to jump off. The bike flipped, I fell, and my arm dragged all the way down the street before the bike fell on top of me.

In hindsight, there may have been no hornet's nest.

this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2023
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