Elon: "But millions of people follow me!"

Nearest Person: "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Narrator: In 2032, Musk infamously pooped his diaper in public, which finally led to his ousting at SpaceX, Tesla and the rebranded Titter. It didn't help that SpaceX rockets and Cybertruck prototypes had killed thousands in recent years. It was soon thereafter found that Titter was actually 87% bots, most created in the early 2020's by now defunct crypto corporations and various fascist dick-taters.