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[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago
[-] swab148@startrek.website 3 points 1 year ago

Me and a few buddies tried writing a "Not So Holy-ish Boble" in grades 7-9, it quickly became a one-upsmanship contest to see who could write the gayest thing you've ever read. There were characters such as Adam the Ant, a three-foot tall anthropomorphic ant with a ten-foot long penis, and Elliot the Otter, who was not only a literal otter, but also figurative. He was based on a real guy we knew, who loved it, but was not actually an otter himself (more of a twunk). Where's Bob in all this? Very much involved in every activity, he was basically a super horny pansexual Jesus who would use his powers to incite orgies. I think it ended with a cumshot from Adam, so hard that it blasted the whole crew into space so they could convert other worlds. I was supposed to write the "Revelations" final chapter, but by then the group had converted to some other weird thing that the (very hot) new girl in school brought with her, and interest had waned.

[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Get this script to Seth Rogen and A24, they’ll make it a movie. Call it Sausage Fest 2- The Slappening.

[-] swab148@startrek.website 2 points 1 year ago
[-] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I thought you’d play Bob. But there has to be a giant spider.

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