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[-] I_Comment_On_EVERYTHING@lemmings.world 31 points 1 year ago

I need an alarm clock that does this automatically.

[-] scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Tazer bed?

[-] conc@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Nah. Normal taser, with the barbs, fires at you when you don't wake. Better incentive.

[-] aoidenpa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The design sounds very human.

[-] gingersneak@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I use one unironically, saved my job so I can continue to be a wage cuck. Check out the dick roaster.

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