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How about no (reddthat.com)

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[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Coming to the office naked "WILL set you apart".

Punching your boss "WILL set you apart".

Overtly stealling office equipmemt "WILL set you apart".

Constantly bringing up the subject of your bowel movement "WILL [guess what...] set you apart".

I'd say the quality of this guy's advice is pretty well matched to the quality of the "argument" he provided to justify it.

[-] pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Hey that's not stealing, that's taking

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 years ago

It's called my yearly bonus and or raise.

[-] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

"During my induction they told me 'this is your computer', so naturally I took it home"

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