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I wish humans could get firmware upgrades (lemmy.world)
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-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Particular human has too many nuts. Removed left nut and replaced with nut allergy.

[-] elscallr@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Statistically speaking the average human has less than one nut.

this post was submitted on 03 Sep 2023
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