moses parted a sea then made everyone walk? surely it wouldve been logistically easier to just get a boat (lemmy.uhhoh.com)

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[-] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

You can't create a multi-thousand year scheme to control the masses out of "Hey, remember that time that guy got us that boat?"

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 6 points 2 days ago

noah

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 7 points 2 days ago

2 of every animal and no one. wants to talk abt th,e smell

[-] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 3 points 2 days ago

wake up sheeple

[-] AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Ah, but he built his boat. Totally different.

[-] FluidBeef@quokk.au 2 points 2 days ago

That’s the bit where you sell your cult leader out to the Romans and then turn up at the execution to cheer him on for being such a god sport about it.

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