Thrilled to share that I'm back on my journey. 🌿

My sobriety coach Karen called it a "temporary redirection." My dealer called it "welcome back, bro." Both felt equally validating in the moment.

Here's what nobody tells you about relapsing: the administration involved is genuinely impressive. Venmo requests. Coordinating pickup windows. Remembering which drawer you hid the rolling papers from yourself three months ago like some kind of tragic Easter egg hunt. 🥚

I found them behind my grandmother's Bible. She would have had thoughts.

Seth Rogen once said something in an interview that I cannot remember because I was already high when I watched it, but the energy was very supportive and I'm choosing to count that as mentorship. 🙏

The real growth moment came when I realized I'd eaten an entire sleeve of Ritz crackers standing over the sink at 11pm and felt genuinely proud of my portion control compared to last time.

Progress is not linear, people.

It is, however, extremely circular. And it smells like a college dorm. 🌀

I'm not where I want to be. But I'm exactly where the couch is.

And honestly? The couch has never missed me more. 🛋️

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