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[-] Avicenna@programming.dev 92 points 4 days ago

alternative scenerio:

Guy: "it turns javascript objects into texts in json format"

Soldier: "He uses javascript, shoot the poor bastard"

[-] bluelabel@lemmy.world 35 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Alternative scenario:

Soldier B: Soldier A asked a JavaScript question instead of a software engineering question. He's not a real soldier, shoot him

[-] somegeek@programming.dev 10 points 4 days ago

Name 3 UML diagrams and 3 architectures!

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 4 days ago

“It’s ok. Just shoot me.”

[-] umbraroze@slrpnk.net 5 points 4 days ago

Name 3 UML diagrams

Class diagram, use case diagram and... What was the useless, barely readable evolution of flowcharts called again? Activity diagram?

and 3 architectures!

MOS 6502, amd64, and... I've never figured out the ARM naming scheme. AAAAAAarch64 or something?

[-] somegeek@programming.dev 4 points 4 days ago

You only get shot in one knee.

By architecture I meant software architecture.

Are they from the army of Rust Neckbeardistan.

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