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Malicious Compliance
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this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2026
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People who pee standing are banned from my house. I don't even care if they're willing to sit, I'm not taking the risk, specially if there will be alcohol involved and they could forget it and make a mess on my bathroom.
How do you go about regulating this?
I just don't invite people to my home until I'm reasonably convinced they sit to pee. Usually if it comes up in a conversation and they say it, I'm not sneaking behind bathroom doors to hear them peeing if that's what you thought. And if my bathroom is a mess after someone came to my house for the first time, they're not getting invited again. Never happened though.
Bro you sound like a real life Seinfeld character. I feel like you need a crocheted sign in your loo that says "stand to piss, you get the dis" or "sit to pee, you're alright with me"
They 100% sneak around to listen to their guests pee.