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Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculators
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this post was submitted on 07 Aug 2026
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It's a Voltron of irrelevancy. Two things that have been rendered completely useless in a modern world, mushed together.
Hey, buttons aren’t useless. You watch your mouth!!
As a lover of 70s/80s sci-fi, I agree. But how many of us still carry calculators around?
You’d carry it if it had a solid gold Jesus button. But no, it’s not gold. It’s the same paint they use on Trump’s toilets.