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[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Abusing Dos is for oldies.

[-] TomMasz@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Hush, child, the grownups are talking.

[-] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

@ECHO OFF

ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic...

PAUSE

ECHO.

ECHO Analyzing user competence level...

PAUSE

ECHO.

ECHO Diagnostic complete.

ECHO.

ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest

ECHO component in this system.

ECHO.

ECHO Have a nice day.

[-] Kojichan@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

You forgot a few random REM statements that don't actually do anything even if you uncomment them.

[-] Dookieman12@piefed.social 5 points 18 hours ago

Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.

[-] db2@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago
[-] lengau@midwest.social 2 points 17 hours ago

Thanks for reminding me that my back hurts.

[-] DosDude@retrofed.com 8 points 1 day ago

I feel attacked

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2026
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