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(lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Abusing Dos is for oldies.
Hush, child, the grownups are talking.
@ECHO OFF
ECHO Beginning critical system diagnostic...
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Analyzing user competence level...
PAUSE
ECHO.
ECHO Diagnostic complete.
ECHO.
ECHO Result: Computer is fine. You, however, remain the weakest
ECHO component in this system.
ECHO.
ECHO Have a nice day.
You forgot a few random REM statements that don't actually do anything even if you uncomment them.
Wow, you sure demonstrated your superior competence level with those echo statements.
PEBKAC.BAT
Thanks for reminding me that my back hurts.
I feel attacked