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Linux Cat (lemmy.zip)
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ahh

~$ which cat
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[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 29 points 4 days ago

Another all-time favorite:

$ man woman  
No manual entry for woman
[-] Digit@lemmy.today 1 points 31 minutes ago

Huh. ... I could have swore there was a woman. I even package searched, even in overlays... no woman.

digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis woman
woman:
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % which woman
which: no woman in (/bedrock/cross/pin/bin:/bedrock/bin:/usr/local/bin:/usr/local/sbin:/opt/bin:/opt/sbin:/usr/bin:/usr/sbin:/bin:/sbin:/snap/bin:/home/digit/bin:/usr/games/bin:/usr/games:/bedrock/strata/devuan/usr/libexec/xscreensaver:/home/digit/.cargo/bin:/bedrock/cross/bin)
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % apropos woman
woman: nothing appropriate.

digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % man cry
No manual entry for cry
digit 20260807 tyson gentoo /home/digit % whereis cry
cry:

No woman.

No cry.

[-] TwilightKiddy@scribe.disroot.org 21 points 4 days ago 
$ touch woman
touch: cannot touch 'woman': Permission denied
this post was submitted on 03 Aug 2026
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