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My wife now knows not to insist on pure cranberry juice, but rather to request a 100% juice blend and not "cocktail" (the cocktail is what the juice blend goes in). I finished the battery acid myself over the course of a few weeks, out of pure Floridaman cussedness. It was not pleasant.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Just cut it with equal parts vodka and ice.

[-] wjrii@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

That is the exact use case for which it was an abysmal failure.

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

After a couple I don't taste shit anyways.

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