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[-] lime@feddit.nu 34 points 3 days ago

also what asinine dev team manager is "optimizing for output"??? that's like the worst idea. it's like judging carpenters by "most nails used".

[-] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

asinine dev team manager

Elon Musk

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

The obvious outcome of this is an army of juniors making the cut solely because their tasks were to update package.lock.

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