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I tried a portable bidet but it doesn't hold enough water. So I got a handheld bidet and I can't fathom how anybody's supposed to use that (especially with the trigger right in the splashback zone). Perhaps my only option is spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a built in one.
Can you use a bidet attachment for the toilet? It just uses the supply line for the toilet and is fairly easy to install. They cost around $30.
Just buy a Super Soaker at that point and bend over.
Might actually be an improvement. One issue with the portable and handheld bidets are that they scatter water in all directions. It would be preferable if the stream was targeted to where it really counts instead.