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This is gonna sound.. ok... Here goes.. I cannot sit. My penis is so long it hits the bowl. When I poop, I have to hold it up.
I'm not kidding when I say a "big dick" is not fun. It REALLY is not.
So many examples of it not being fun.....
Maybe you could start using the adult sized toilets rather than the kiddies ones?
I have actually found that the American ones are filled way too high with water. Like mostly full it's crazy.
So while I'm not a big guy myself I've had a couple really unwelcome dips while sitting down on what are, imho, overfilled bowls.
What I usually do is take a bit of toilet paper and sort of use my hand to park the kit under my butt cheek.
I dunno, I feel like there should be a class for this because now I wonder if I'm doing it wrong.
If this is a toilet that belongs to you, you can adjust the water level in the bowl by changing the valve in the tank so the bowl fills slower and is more shallow when the tank is filled..
You are blowing my mind right now... And I've actually installed a toilet.
What is the advantage of having them this full? Avoiding streaks?
I'm not sure, maybe it seems more hygienic?
Ah check, good point :-)
All said in jest. Congrats on the length, sorry about the toilet discrimination. Justice for massive schlongs solidarity.
I find the only advantage of having a big dick is the confidence that comes from having a big dick in a society that values that. Everything else is a pain in the ass.
This is me not feeling sorry for you in the least
Fair enough
This is gonna sound ... ok ... Here goes: I cannot sit. I got too fat and now my penis looks like a little acorn that points forward. If I sit to pee, it'll splash directly out through the gap under the seat.
I really need to lose weight, if only so I can get my length back, and not have to tuck it down while cursing what I've allowed to happen with my body.
Oh wait. Yeah. I just tuck it down. Then sitting is fine.
Please disregard the above message.
Yeah, but if you forget and don't tuck, pee goes in your jeans.
Solidarity, fellow acorn bro.
I had to scroll through dozens of comments to get here
Worst feeling ever, touching the bowl. I stand too
Boo hoo
Humble brag?
Not really, truly no woman wants it (hurts, cannot ever fully "go for it" always have to hold back.)
So no, be glad with regular. Please.
Is your name Biggus by any chance?
Well, no but I do have a friend who is called Biggus. He's married to Incontinentia Buttocks
Just pull above the seat ...