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[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Students: I've paid for this, it's my right to get a degree in return, even if I never attend.

Lecturers: No! That's not ho-

University Leadership: Yes valued customer, course content will be simplified to facilitate this. We will also pressure modules to be 100% coursework, so that your AI can do it for you my liege.

Lecturers: FFS....

[-] Sergio@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

University Leadership: Please remember this moment when you become wealthy alumni and we come begging for donations!

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Alumni: I've never heard of this university before in my life officer!

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