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[-] Bakkoda@lemmy.world 270 points 1 month ago

Every time you load an app into memory you are making a copy and therefore you are a criminal.

[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 71 points 1 month ago

This is the future that capitalists want. When you can no longer afford components because they hoarded them all, you will have to rent computers from their cloud. Dont worry? It’s all real and legal because it’s justified by the humungous next step in humanity known as AI which was so important that we had to buy up all the computing resources. It’s so good guys it’s important that none of you be able buy any computers that you can use without the supervision of the AI cloud services. Trust us.

[-] untorquer@quokk.au 26 points 1 month ago

Streaming high performance applications such as games is now a public health concern as local compute contributes to heat generation in urban areas.

Public fountains and cooling centers will be decommissioned and a daytime water use ban will be in effect to ensure essential data services stability.

Due to extreme heat citizens are urged to avoid outdoor activity during daylight hours.

[-] owenfromcanada@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago

YoU wOuLdN't DoWnLoAd A kErNeL

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago

That would make a nice shirt

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago

Don't worry soon no one will be able to afford their own memory and then piracy will be solved forever!

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 5 points 1 month ago

And soon thereafter we see articles of corporations freaking out customers went back to bills on paper in the mail, written cheques, cash deposits and lots of manpower to process everything manually.

[-] other_cat@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Impossible! Everyone has a smartphone with which to download The App:tm: to handle that. The only people who don't have smartphones are actual criminals. There are senators completely ready to endorse this line of thought! Too poor? Nonsense, you're a criminal. Straight to jail.

[-] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 1 month ago

That's how local government ended up giving free smartphones to homeless because services moved online.

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Woah, slow down there pal. Don't cha know, seeing articles makes a copy in your brain which is piracy.

[-] grue@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

This is the "theory" by which publishers try to justify the validity of EULAs (they argue: "buying the thing isn't enough; you need to agree to this to be able to actually use it").

But, fun fact: copyright law has a specific carve-out for that incidental copy, 17 USC §117 (a) (1), which means EULAs offer no 'consideration' and are therefore bunk.

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

POLICE!!! PUT DOWN THAT COMPUTER AND NOBODY NEEDS TO GET HURT!!!!

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

HE'S COMING RIGHT FOR US! SIR PUT DOWN THE COMPUTER... SIR... I AM AUTHORIZED TO USE LETHAL FORCE...

i'm not hhhhoollng a ccccomputer....

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm an accomplice to RAM!

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