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[-] EightBitBlood@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

100% confirm.

I'm driving a rented car for work this week. It's a 2025 Chevy Traverse. Not a single engineer was involved in making this car. It's one of the worst cars I think I've ever driven.

The gear shift is on the steering wheel where the windshield wiper control arm would be normally.

Shifting requires pulling in that bar and then moving it up or down. To put it in Park, you press a button on the tip of it.

The parking break is also a button. But it doesn't work unless the car engine is on. The car engine turns on by also pushing a button.

Windshield wipers? Button press. Windshield wipers plus cleaning fluid? Same button, but press it harder.

You want to adjust the treble or bass of the music you're listening to? You can ONLY do that when the Radio is on. Then turn it off. Then switch to Spotify, etc for added Bass.

Near collision detection? It's got the normal lights that light up. But it ALSO has a rumble pack in the driver's chair that vibrates the left or right side of your balls if something is near that side of the car. How near? Someone walking by it on the sidewalk triggered it when I was at a stop sign, and literally jostled my nuts for 20 seconds.

This car literally sexually assaults you during near collisions.

Which I guess might be great if you're suicidal and want to nut while almost dying.

this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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