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this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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I have a friend who could do her job 100% remotely, but the company won't let them and just allows one or two days a week max.
And, I'm not kidding, some higher up said that they need employees at the office so that the parking lot looks nice and full for visiting clients. You can't make this shit up.
Employees should suggest "decoy day", when everyone bands together to build fake cars to fill the parking-lot and thus impress visiting clients. You could organize a whole Potemkin Village thing, where a small number of in-office employees are re-used to look busy for those visiting clients.
"Let's go ask Tom in accounting."
Tom in accounting:
I was skeptic about his new workout regimen including self-decapitation, chopping off his hands, and ripping his legs off at the knees, but the results are undeniable!
He's the chair of the gym club, why would you doubt his regimen?
Don't ask, just go into the bread stool.
Maybe soon we could all get self-driving cars and have it drive itself to the office so the parking lot looks pretty