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submitted 1 year ago by _Shoe_@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

All in one sitting. You get one condiment of choice, and a large glass of water. Bills can be torn up before consumption but nothing is stopping you from housing full Benjamins and digging for gold in the bathroom later. I think I could probably eat at least 10, and I would pick BBQ sauce.

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[-] Elbullazul@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

I'd lure you to give me a bill for me to eat, then walk off with my free 100$ (no way I'm putting money in my mouth)

[-] _Shoe_@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

You think this is my first rodeo? You gotta put down a credit card as collateral. Don't worry, the bills are clean. I'm in the money laundering business.

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