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[-] MrSelatcia@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The other monkeys would kill the hoarding monkey and take his bananas. Maybe the monkeys have it figured out.

[-] Zron@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Eat and masturbate all day

Sleep in a tree

Occasionally violently murder others causing you distress

Yeah, I think they have it pretty figured out. We fucked it up

[-] OleFoFa@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

We never should of gotten down from the trees. Big mistake

[-] MyVeryRealName@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

With humans, the monkeys with atleast one banana defend the banana hoarder because they want to kill the starving monkeys.

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